Posted by Bucket Knight
Tags: drunk girls, college party girls, college parties girls
Some hot chicks showed up to party at the house this weekend. They brought some fat party girls who were looking to get a little action but we quickly porked thoe hogs in search of some fine ass for the evening. BA decided to just drink, as usual, and said he's worry about banging something later on that night. Me, well, I'm always looking for a hot college party girl to mack on...
Back at the College Parties House
Wow what a drunkfest of a weekend.... First BA and I decided to scope out the dorm situation with a case of beer each shoved tightly in a backpack. That lastest about 15 minutes until some freshman noobie kid shotgun three beers in a row and puked up some sort of distguting foam all over his RA's door.
PARTY FOAM, YEAH!
You know what, I could go for a huge ass margarita right now. Somethign to make my morning go smooth before this Bio-Chem exam...
HOT PARTY GIRLS!
Now for the updates - I got bored this weekend, and found a new party girl, check out this bundle of botty and alcohol... Kaley Kennedy.
party witl kaley, oh yeah!
I'm off to take this bullshit test. I have to study a little bit before I end up flunking out of another class. the prof likes me though, and i know she wants to party with me because she said so. Maybe I'll show up with a pencil and a case of Rolling Rock. all these hippie college professors drink that shit...and so do I. Hmmm, a rolling rock sounds pretty damn good right now...scratch that big margarita, i'm grabbing a beer.
peace,
Bucket Knight
Party Review of the Day - College Fuck Fest
CollegeFuckFest.com totally rules, what more can I say. A girl from Angler Hall was in one of the episodes they filmed over at the (fraternity letters removed because they threatened to sue us) off campus house...read more
Computer Terminology 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
Posted by Bucket Knight
Tags: drunk girls, college party girls, college parties girls
Some hot chicks showed up to party at the house this weekend. They brought some fat party girls who were looking to get a little action but we quickly porked thoe hogs in search of some fine ass for the evening. BA decided to just drink, as usual, and said he's worry about banging something later on that night. Me, well, I'm always looking for a hot college party girl to mack on...
Back at the College Parties House
Wow what a drunkfest of a weekend.... First BA and I decided to scope out the dorm situation with a case of beer each shoved tightly in a backpack. That lastest about 15 minutes until some freshman noobie kid shotgun three beers in a row and puked up some sort of distguting foam all over his RA's door.
PARTY FOAM, YEAH!
You know what, I could go for a huge ass margarita right now. Somethign to make my morning go smooth before this Bio-Chem exam...
HOT PARTY GIRLS!
Now for the updates - I got bored this weekend, and found a new party girl, check out this bundle of botty and alcohol... Kaley Kennedy.
party witl kaley, oh yeah!
I'm off to take this bullshit test. I have to study a little bit before I end up flunking out of another class. the prof likes me though, and i know she wants to party with me because she said so. Maybe I'll show up with a pencil and a case of Rolling Rock. all these hippie college professors drink that shit...and so do I. Hmmm, a rolling rock sounds pretty damn good right now...scratch that big margarita, i'm grabbing a beer.
peace,
Bucket Knight
Party Review of the Day - College Fuck Fest
CollegeFuckFest.com totally rules, what more can I say. A girl from Angler Hall was in one of the episodes they filmed over at the (fraternity letters removed because they threatened to sue us) off campus house...read more
Computer Terminology 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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