Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
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State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Invasion
CollegeInvasion.com is a sweet ass site! Shanes World (needs no introduction, HOTTEST COLLEGE GIRLS ON THE PLANET) travels around from university to university bringing along newbie pornstars and "invading" frat parties...read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - David Bareface recipe
David Bareface recipe Drink recipe tags: david bareface, david, bareface, light rum, heavy cream, white creme de cacao, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for David Bareface, with light rum, heavy cream and white creme de cacao. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Computer Terminology 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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