Posted by Bucket Knight
Tags: drunk girls, college party girls, college parties girls
Some hot chicks showed up to party at the house this weekend. They brought some fat party girls who were looking to get a little action but we quickly porked thoe hogs in search of some fine ass for the evening. BA decided to just drink, as usual, and said he's worry about banging something later on that night. Me, well, I'm always looking for a hot college party girl to mack on...
Back at the College Parties House
Wow what a drunkfest of a weekend.... First BA and I decided to scope out the dorm situation with a case of beer each shoved tightly in a backpack. That lastest about 15 minutes until some freshman noobie kid shotgun three beers in a row and puked up some sort of distguting foam all over his RA's door.
PARTY FOAM, YEAH!
You know what, I could go for a huge ass margarita right now. Somethign to make my morning go smooth before this Bio-Chem exam...
HOT PARTY GIRLS!
Now for the updates - I got bored this weekend, and found a new party girl, check out this bundle of botty and alcohol... Kaley Kennedy.
party witl kaley, oh yeah!
I'm off to take this bullshit test. I have to study a little bit before I end up flunking out of another class. the prof likes me though, and i know she wants to party with me because she said so. Maybe I'll show up with a pencil and a case of Rolling Rock. all these hippie college professors drink that shit...and so do I. Hmmm, a rolling rock sounds pretty damn good right now...scratch that big margarita, i'm grabbing a beer.
peace,
Bucket Knight
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doctor terminology What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:
"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
--or--
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
"Let's see how it develops."
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.
"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.
"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.
"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?
"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.
"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...
"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.
"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
Posted by Bucket Knight
Tags: drunk girls, college party girls, college parties girls
Some hot chicks showed up to party at the house this weekend. They brought some fat party girls who were looking to get a little action but we quickly porked thoe hogs in search of some fine ass for the evening. BA decided to just drink, as usual, and said he's worry about banging something later on that night. Me, well, I'm always looking for a hot college party girl to mack on...
Back at the College Parties House
Wow what a drunkfest of a weekend.... First BA and I decided to scope out the dorm situation with a case of beer each shoved tightly in a backpack. That lastest about 15 minutes until some freshman noobie kid shotgun three beers in a row and puked up some sort of distguting foam all over his RA's door.
PARTY FOAM, YEAH!
You know what, I could go for a huge ass margarita right now. Somethign to make my morning go smooth before this Bio-Chem exam...
HOT PARTY GIRLS!
Now for the updates - I got bored this weekend, and found a new party girl, check out this bundle of botty and alcohol... Kaley Kennedy.
party witl kaley, oh yeah!
I'm off to take this bullshit test. I have to study a little bit before I end up flunking out of another class. the prof likes me though, and i know she wants to party with me because she said so. Maybe I'll show up with a pencil and a case of Rolling Rock. all these hippie college professors drink that shit...and so do I. Hmmm, a rolling rock sounds pretty damn good right now...scratch that big margarita, i'm grabbing a beer.
peace,
Bucket Knight
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
The Juice recipe Drink recipe tags: the juice, the, juice, everclear® alcohol, lemonade, water, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for The Juice, with Everclear® alcohol, lemonade and water. Also lists similar drink recipes.
doctor terminology What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:
"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.
"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
--or--
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
"Let's see how it develops."
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.
"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.
"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.
"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.
"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?
"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.
"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...
"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.
"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
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