Posted by BOOKET KNIGHT
Tags: college thong pics, funny pics, funny
Oh man, its the last day of Spring Break and I hooked up with a hottie last night. BA is gone man, I don't know where he is, but he's gone. He got pissed I drank the last beer, and I got pissed he banged my sister so i thought we were even. Turns out the guy is beer-sensitive. Anyway, I grabbed a pic of him while he was bitching at me:
And most importantly, I like getting drunk with girls who have a tan ass, and you know this..
OK so my head is killing me, and its the last night of spring break 2007 before we drive back....i'm still drunk from last night so i think i need to smoke some weed to kill off this drunk buzz. Oh shit...Barrel_Ass just ran in front of my car LOL ...I gotta see what he is up to now
Catch ya monday
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
classic farmer joke A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house.
Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?" He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats." Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace.
Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the farmer replied, "I..I don't think so." The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine. Every morning the farmer comes and milks me." Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and continued walking.
Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they lie!"
Posted by BOOKET KNIGHT
Tags: college thong pics, funny pics, funny
Oh man, its the last day of Spring Break and I hooked up with a hottie last night. BA is gone man, I don't know where he is, but he's gone. He got pissed I drank the last beer, and I got pissed he banged my sister so i thought we were even. Turns out the guy is beer-sensitive. Anyway, I grabbed a pic of him while he was bitching at me:
And most importantly, I like getting drunk with girls who have a tan ass, and you know this..
OK so my head is killing me, and its the last night of spring break 2007 before we drive back....i'm still drunk from last night so i think i need to smoke some weed to kill off this drunk buzz. Oh shit...Barrel_Ass just ran in front of my car LOL ...I gotta see what he is up to now
Catch ya monday
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
classic farmer joke A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house.
Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?" He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats." Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace.
Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the farmer replied, "I..I don't think so." The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine. Every morning the farmer comes and milks me." Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and continued walking.
Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they lie!"
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