Posted by Barrel_Ass
Tags: beer bet, drunk bet, drunks
What a summer! Can you drink 1 gallon of milk within 30 minutes and hold it down? SURE YOU CAN. try it! Get that fucker guzzled, you gotta get it all down, and keep it down within a 30 minute window. I made $2,400 at $100 a bet over the summer betting people that thought they could do it. This poor bastard was victim number seven, he lost $100 in 20 minutes. HAHA
Nice pic of the kegstand "Bucket" - you must be standing in line that picture lol, don't be bashful, i'll surely get a picture of my suspender supported fat ass on here soon. Math is tit dude - christ $2400.00 divided by $100 = 24 gallons of milk. at $2.59 a gallon, that's about $62.00 cost for a $2400 gross rake..... that equals a $2336.00 profit. not bad for a few day's work.
Anywho - i gotta fluff up my satin pillow cases now - got a big day tommorrow.
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BARREL_ASS
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
Cross-Eyed Dog A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
Posted by Barrel_Ass
Tags: beer bet, drunk bet, drunks
What a summer! Can you drink 1 gallon of milk within 30 minutes and hold it down? SURE YOU CAN. try it! Get that fucker guzzled, you gotta get it all down, and keep it down within a 30 minute window. I made $2,400 at $100 a bet over the summer betting people that thought they could do it. This poor bastard was victim number seven, he lost $100 in 20 minutes. HAHA
Nice pic of the kegstand "Bucket" - you must be standing in line that picture lol, don't be bashful, i'll surely get a picture of my suspender supported fat ass on here soon. Math is tit dude - christ $2400.00 divided by $100 = 24 gallons of milk. at $2.59 a gallon, that's about $62.00 cost for a $2400 gross rake..... that equals a $2336.00 profit. not bad for a few day's work.
Anywho - i gotta fluff up my satin pillow cases now - got a big day tommorrow.
OUT-
BARREL_ASS
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
Cross-Eyed Dog A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
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