Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
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Bill Gates in Hell Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
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CollegeInvasion.com is a sweet ass site! Shanes World (needs no introduction, HOTTEST COLLEGE GIRLS ON THE PLANET) travels around from university to university bringing along newbie pornstars and "invading" frat parties...read more
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Bill Gates in Hell Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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