Wild college girls and kegstand parties, two of my favorite things.
Posted by The Partymeister aka Drunk Bucket Knight
Tags: parties, wild parties, college wild party
Fuuuuuuuuuhhhhhuuuuuucking Hell man, I'm in the mood to pull some tang, and crack some Pabst Blue Ribbon! OK, maybe I'll feel like something a little different after the tang, but what the fuck, this dry spell has been going on for quite a while and I'm sick of it. I need to grab the first drunk party girl I see tonight and bang her in the broom closet. PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! Hmmm, maybe we need some have some college wild party - toga style baby! And word is born son... I think I've been listening to too much Hip Hop or as up homies call it, straight up gansta shit, lately. I'm kind of crazing some dark berry juice if you know what I mean...
This poor college girl had WAY too much to drink, and well, you know what happens then...
Dan, its a rare day where I wake up so early ready to party by balls off.
Ready to party and pull some tang...and this aint slowing me down...
I'm out of here, I have my "real" job to do, and its not about pulling college girls - by the way, if you need to know how to pick up chicks at a party check out College Girls 101 - you need adobe reader to open it up.
I should be back tomorrow with some good Thong Pics and punanni stories...
Drunk out,
Bucket Knight
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
smart salesman A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
Wild college girls and kegstand parties, two of my favorite things.
Posted by The Partymeister aka Drunk Bucket Knight
Tags: parties, wild parties, college wild party
Fuuuuuuuuuhhhhhuuuuuucking Hell man, I'm in the mood to pull some tang, and crack some Pabst Blue Ribbon! OK, maybe I'll feel like something a little different after the tang, but what the fuck, this dry spell has been going on for quite a while and I'm sick of it. I need to grab the first drunk party girl I see tonight and bang her in the broom closet. PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! Hmmm, maybe we need some have some college wild party - toga style baby! And word is born son... I think I've been listening to too much Hip Hop or as up homies call it, straight up gansta shit, lately. I'm kind of crazing some dark berry juice if you know what I mean...
This poor college girl had WAY too much to drink, and well, you know what happens then...
Dan, its a rare day where I wake up so early ready to party by balls off.
Ready to party and pull some tang...and this aint slowing me down...
I'm out of here, I have my "real" job to do, and its not about pulling college girls - by the way, if you need to know how to pick up chicks at a party check out College Girls 101 - you need adobe reader to open it up.
I should be back tomorrow with some good Thong Pics and punanni stories...
Drunk out,
Bucket Knight
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
smart salesman A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
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