Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Red Rooster recipe
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water A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Red Rooster recipe
Red Rooster recipe Drink recipe tags: red rooster, red, rooster, bacardi® 151 rum, creme de noyaux, guava juice, grenadine syrup, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for Red Rooster, with Bacardi® 151 rum, creme de noyaux, guava juice and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
water A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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