Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: college blog, college party blog, college parties
welcome to the distraction.
at the moment i am blowing off prep math homework. the kid down the hall we call "barrel ass" says you can really understand this math shit over some phat weed. who knows, but man that kid is a fucking riot. when some guys move in they bring clothes, notebooks, a couch. Well barrel ass brought a fucking keg. I'm like "dude, you need help moving in?" and he sits on top of the keg and says "i am moved in man...what?" and with that i found my new drinking buddy for the year.
he has some plan about getting these physics majors into his room. this is about as close as he's gotten.
this might be the shortest year of college i have ever experienced...
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
Computer Terminology 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: college blog, college party blog, college parties
welcome to the distraction.
at the moment i am blowing off prep math homework. the kid down the hall we call "barrel ass" says you can really understand this math shit over some phat weed. who knows, but man that kid is a fucking riot. when some guys move in they bring clothes, notebooks, a couch. Well barrel ass brought a fucking keg. I'm like "dude, you need help moving in?" and he sits on top of the keg and says "i am moved in man...what?" and with that i found my new drinking buddy for the year.
he has some plan about getting these physics majors into his room. this is about as close as he's gotten.
this might be the shortest year of college i have ever experienced...
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
Computer Terminology 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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