Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
two in one grave A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Posted by BUCKET KNIGHT
Tags: spring break 2007, spring break girls, spring break party pics
Fuuuhhhhuuuuuck what day is it? spring break is here and me and barrel ass are pretty damn much in the middle of a slut infested college drunkfest, and we aint never coming home! fuck ksu, fuck civil engineering majors, and fuck my macro economics professor. what?
tonight is bucket night at spanky's seaside, and you know my ass will be there for breakfast! last night me and barrel_ass got thrown out of not one, but 2 clubs. At one point i thought a bouncer broke my ear. barrel kept going around grabbing this hippy chick's ass, and when she told him to go to hell he damn near broke a beer bottle over her face. well the 15 huge black guys hitting on her didn't like that, and they chased us all the way back to the hotel room. after a couple of bong hits, and two bags of cheetos later we decided to head down to the local hotel bar. good idea right? i start walking down the steps and next thing i hear is
And there goes my drunk stoned counterpart jumping from the 4th floor balcony into the pool.....right on top of some alphi phi drunk sorority sisters, in pink bikinis.
needless to say we aren't staying at the radisson on the beach anymore. so its morning, i'm sitting in the parking lot of starbucks and college kids are passed out everywhere. what to do next? hook up with the first hogger that walks by so i can have a place to stay tonight. BA is on his own, he can bang his own fattie for shelter. i'm lovin it.
drunk & disorderly,
BUCKECT KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
two in one grave A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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