Posted by Bucket Knight
Tags: drunk girls, college party girls, college parties girls
Some hot chicks showed up to party at the house this weekend. They brought some fat party girls who were looking to get a little action but we quickly porked thoe hogs in search of some fine ass for the evening. BA decided to just drink, as usual, and said he's worry about banging something later on that night. Me, well, I'm always looking for a hot college party girl to mack on...
Back at the College Parties House
Wow what a drunkfest of a weekend.... First BA and I decided to scope out the dorm situation with a case of beer each shoved tightly in a backpack. That lastest about 15 minutes until some freshman noobie kid shotgun three beers in a row and puked up some sort of distguting foam all over his RA's door.
PARTY FOAM, YEAH!
You know what, I could go for a huge ass margarita right now. Somethign to make my morning go smooth before this Bio-Chem exam...
HOT PARTY GIRLS!
Now for the updates - I got bored this weekend, and found a new party girl, check out this bundle of botty and alcohol... Kaley Kennedy.
party witl kaley, oh yeah!
I'm off to take this bullshit test. I have to study a little bit before I end up flunking out of another class. the prof likes me though, and i know she wants to party with me because she said so. Maybe I'll show up with a pencil and a case of Rolling Rock. all these hippie college professors drink that shit...and so do I. Hmmm, a rolling rock sounds pretty damn good right now...scratch that big margarita, i'm grabbing a beer.
peace,
Bucket Knight
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Drink you should know: Cocktails - Louisiana Lullaby recipe
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cross examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:
Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q. Officer, who provided this description?
A. The officer who responded to the scene.
Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A. Yes sir, with my life.
Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?
A. Yes sir, we do.
Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
A. Yes sir, I do.
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
A. Yes sir.
Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?
A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.
With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
Posted by Bucket Knight
Tags: drunk girls, college party girls, college parties girls
Some hot chicks showed up to party at the house this weekend. They brought some fat party girls who were looking to get a little action but we quickly porked thoe hogs in search of some fine ass for the evening. BA decided to just drink, as usual, and said he's worry about banging something later on that night. Me, well, I'm always looking for a hot college party girl to mack on...
Back at the College Parties House
Wow what a drunkfest of a weekend.... First BA and I decided to scope out the dorm situation with a case of beer each shoved tightly in a backpack. That lastest about 15 minutes until some freshman noobie kid shotgun three beers in a row and puked up some sort of distguting foam all over his RA's door.
PARTY FOAM, YEAH!
You know what, I could go for a huge ass margarita right now. Somethign to make my morning go smooth before this Bio-Chem exam...
HOT PARTY GIRLS!
Now for the updates - I got bored this weekend, and found a new party girl, check out this bundle of botty and alcohol... Kaley Kennedy.
party witl kaley, oh yeah!
I'm off to take this bullshit test. I have to study a little bit before I end up flunking out of another class. the prof likes me though, and i know she wants to party with me because she said so. Maybe I'll show up with a pencil and a case of Rolling Rock. all these hippie college professors drink that shit...and so do I. Hmmm, a rolling rock sounds pretty damn good right now...scratch that big margarita, i'm grabbing a beer.
peace,
Bucket Knight
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Louisiana Lullaby recipe
Louisiana Lullaby recipe Drink recipe tags: louisiana lullaby, louisiana, lullaby, dark rum, dubonnet® rouge vermouth, grand marnier® orange liqueur, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for Louisiana Lullaby, with dark rum, Dubonnet® Rouge vermouth and Grand Marnier® orange liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
cross examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:
Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q. Officer, who provided this description?
A. The officer who responded to the scene.
Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A. Yes sir, with my life.
Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?
A. Yes sir, we do.
Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
A. Yes sir, I do.
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
A. Yes sir.
Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?
A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.
With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
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