Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: college blog, college party blog, college parties
welcome to the distraction.
at the moment i am blowing off prep math homework. the kid down the hall we call "barrel ass" says you can really understand this math shit over some phat weed. who knows, but man that kid is a fucking riot. when some guys move in they bring clothes, notebooks, a couch. Well barrel ass brought a fucking keg. I'm like "dude, you need help moving in?" and he sits on top of the keg and says "i am moved in man...what?" and with that i found my new drinking buddy for the year.
he has some plan about getting these physics majors into his room. this is about as close as he's gotten.
this might be the shortest year of college i have ever experienced...
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
cross examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:
Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q. Officer, who provided this description?
A. The officer who responded to the scene.
Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A. Yes sir, with my life.
Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?
A. Yes sir, we do.
Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
A. Yes sir, I do.
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
A. Yes sir.
Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?
A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.
With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: college blog, college party blog, college parties
welcome to the distraction.
at the moment i am blowing off prep math homework. the kid down the hall we call "barrel ass" says you can really understand this math shit over some phat weed. who knows, but man that kid is a fucking riot. when some guys move in they bring clothes, notebooks, a couch. Well barrel ass brought a fucking keg. I'm like "dude, you need help moving in?" and he sits on top of the keg and says "i am moved in man...what?" and with that i found my new drinking buddy for the year.
he has some plan about getting these physics majors into his room. this is about as close as he's gotten.
this might be the shortest year of college i have ever experienced...
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Wild Parties
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
cross examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:
Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q. Officer, who provided this description?
A. The officer who responded to the scene.
Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A. Yes sir, with my life.
Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?
A. Yes sir, we do.
Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
A. Yes sir, I do.
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
A. Yes sir.
Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?
A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.
With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
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