Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: college blog, college party blog, college parties
welcome to the distraction.
at the moment i am blowing off prep math homework. the kid down the hall we call "barrel ass" says you can really understand this math shit over some phat weed. who knows, but man that kid is a fucking riot. when some guys move in they bring clothes, notebooks, a couch. Well barrel ass brought a fucking keg. I'm like "dude, you need help moving in?" and he sits on top of the keg and says "i am moved in man...what?" and with that i found my new drinking buddy for the year.
he has some plan about getting these physics majors into his room. this is about as close as he's gotten.
this might be the shortest year of college i have ever experienced...
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Fuck Fest
CollegeFuckFest.com totally rules, what more can I say. A girl from Angler Hall was in one of the episodes they filmed over at the (fraternity letters removed because they threatened to sue us) off campus house...read more
blonde getting a haircut A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"
Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: college blog, college party blog, college parties
welcome to the distraction.
at the moment i am blowing off prep math homework. the kid down the hall we call "barrel ass" says you can really understand this math shit over some phat weed. who knows, but man that kid is a fucking riot. when some guys move in they bring clothes, notebooks, a couch. Well barrel ass brought a fucking keg. I'm like "dude, you need help moving in?" and he sits on top of the keg and says "i am moved in man...what?" and with that i found my new drinking buddy for the year.
he has some plan about getting these physics majors into his room. this is about as close as he's gotten.
this might be the shortest year of college i have ever experienced...
BUCKET KNIGHT
Party Review of the Day - College Fuck Fest
CollegeFuckFest.com totally rules, what more can I say. A girl from Angler Hall was in one of the episodes they filmed over at the (fraternity letters removed because they threatened to sue us) off campus house...read more
blonde getting a haircut A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"
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