Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: gonna get got, mp3, music
christ my head is pounding...i woke up at 4am with no god damn pants on, a condom still on my dick and Barrel Ass is laying on the floor with the girl down the hall. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED...
If you haven't noticed by now me and B.A. are way to fucking busy poking freshman girls and tappin kegs to update this blog. fuck it, who likes to read anyway? all you need to know is vids are <----------- that way....
in the meantime i am trying to get in my psych profs dirty little panties. she's 35 but she;s damn hot! i am gonna sneak in some cell phone shots soon so everybody can see...maybe i'll even snag a pair of her panties to hang on the site :)
so what do B.A. and I listen to when we are about to nail your wasted daughter? gONNA gET gOT BOyyyyyyeeee. thats right, i've been friends with these homies since BIRF, and they just dropped a new album.
YOU CAN GET THIS SHIT FOR FREE + PORN DVD!!! ok no porn dvd, but you do get a dvd of their new video, which is good shit to watch if you are fucking passed out...
so here's the deal, if you can name one of the old school albums pictured on their new cd, then you win the cd FOR FREE! don't fucking e-mail me the answers because i don't want to talk to you...e-mail those assholes at gonnagetgotyo@yahoo.com
be sure you told them that crapimissedclass.com sent you or they will tell you to go to hell. straight to hell.
so...name some old school albums and get a free cd, dvd and handjob from the lead rapper
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Rolling Green Elixer recipe
Rolling Green Elixer recipe Drink recipe tags: rolling green elixer, rolling, green, elixer, peach vodka, blue curacao liqueur, everclear® alcohol, cranberry juice, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for Rolling Green Elixer, with peach vodka, Blue Curacao liqueur, Everclear® alcohol and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
20 dollars Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".
His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill".
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc.
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket."
She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars".
"Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers too".
Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: gonna get got, mp3, music
christ my head is pounding...i woke up at 4am with no god damn pants on, a condom still on my dick and Barrel Ass is laying on the floor with the girl down the hall. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED...
If you haven't noticed by now me and B.A. are way to fucking busy poking freshman girls and tappin kegs to update this blog. fuck it, who likes to read anyway? all you need to know is vids are <----------- that way....
in the meantime i am trying to get in my psych profs dirty little panties. she's 35 but she;s damn hot! i am gonna sneak in some cell phone shots soon so everybody can see...maybe i'll even snag a pair of her panties to hang on the site :)
so what do B.A. and I listen to when we are about to nail your wasted daughter? gONNA gET gOT BOyyyyyyeeee. thats right, i've been friends with these homies since BIRF, and they just dropped a new album.
YOU CAN GET THIS SHIT FOR FREE + PORN DVD!!! ok no porn dvd, but you do get a dvd of their new video, which is good shit to watch if you are fucking passed out...
so here's the deal, if you can name one of the old school albums pictured on their new cd, then you win the cd FOR FREE! don't fucking e-mail me the answers because i don't want to talk to you...e-mail those assholes at gonnagetgotyo@yahoo.com
be sure you told them that crapimissedclass.com sent you or they will tell you to go to hell. straight to hell.
so...name some old school albums and get a free cd, dvd and handjob from the lead rapper
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Rolling Green Elixer recipe
Rolling Green Elixer recipe Drink recipe tags: rolling green elixer, rolling, green, elixer, peach vodka, blue curacao liqueur, everclear® alcohol, cranberry juice, drink recipe, drink, recipe, alcoholic drink recipe, cocktail recipe, cocktail, mixed drink, martini A delicious recipe for Rolling Green Elixer, with peach vodka, Blue Curacao liqueur, Everclear® alcohol and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
20 dollars Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".
His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill".
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc.
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket."
She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars".
"Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers too".
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