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Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have said that.... I digress.
Intermission, go grab a beer and watch College Webcam Girls Dancing
Two pots of coffee later, I wrote my mid-term paper on fictional story I made up about Kurt Vonnegut actually moving in with Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School.
Story goes like this, Kurt and Rodney take over campus in a huge homework manufacturing ring. The Dean notices the entire campus is getting straight A's, and calls in Robocop. Robocop comes in, cleans up house and kills everyone. STOP, OR I WILL PROCEED TO USE BRUTE FORCE. So Robocop is left with about 13 Sorority chicks, and three cases of Rolling Rock. But the fucker can get drunk because he's pretty much all metal. This is the CLIMAX of the story (How to get robocop drunk). Rodney comes back from the grave and delcares holy war on every College campus in the world. I left it at that because next semester I am doing the sequel. I really think my English Professor is going to love it. If not, I'll take her out to the bar get her wasted.
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Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
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Bill Gates in Hell Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
College Webcam Girls: Some guys have all the luck...
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Tags: spoozer cam girls, web cam girls, college webcam girls
We're back in black baby! Spoozer black that is, the guy has the special touch when it comes to sexy college webcam girls as you can see. I worship the ground that Mr. Spoozer walks on. I even picked through his trash and grabbed out all his old beer bottles and used condoms.
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have said that.... I digress.
Intermission, go grab a beer and watch College Webcam Girls Dancing
Two pots of coffee later, I wrote my mid-term paper on fictional story I made up about Kurt Vonnegut actually moving in with Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School.
Story goes like this, Kurt and Rodney take over campus in a huge homework manufacturing ring. The Dean notices the entire campus is getting straight A's, and calls in Robocop. Robocop comes in, cleans up house and kills everyone. STOP, OR I WILL PROCEED TO USE BRUTE FORCE. So Robocop is left with about 13 Sorority chicks, and three cases of Rolling Rock. But the fucker can get drunk because he's pretty much all metal. This is the CLIMAX of the story (How to get robocop drunk). Rodney comes back from the grave and delcares holy war on every College campus in the world. I left it at that because next semester I am doing the sequel. I really think my English Professor is going to love it. If not, I'll take her out to the bar get her wasted.
Party Review of the Day - Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild! Yeah baby, girlsgonewild needs NO introduction. My bud's Petey Boy and Jake the Virgin both have gotten into girls gone wild parties and said they were a fucking riot waiting to happen. Drunk college girls just have a thing about flashing their tits for a t-shirt and trucker hat....read more
Drink you should know: Cocktails - Randy Andy recipe
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Bill Gates in Hell Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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