Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: gonna get got, mp3, music
christ my head is pounding...i woke up at 4am with no god damn pants on, a condom still on my dick and Barrel Ass is laying on the floor with the girl down the hall. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED...
If you haven't noticed by now me and B.A. are way to fucking busy poking freshman girls and tappin kegs to update this blog. fuck it, who likes to read anyway? all you need to know is vids are <----------- that way....
in the meantime i am trying to get in my psych profs dirty little panties. she's 35 but she;s damn hot! i am gonna sneak in some cell phone shots soon so everybody can see...maybe i'll even snag a pair of her panties to hang on the site :)
so what do B.A. and I listen to when we are about to nail your wasted daughter? gONNA gET gOT BOyyyyyyeeee. thats right, i've been friends with these homies since BIRF, and they just dropped a new album.
YOU CAN GET THIS SHIT FOR FREE + PORN DVD!!! ok no porn dvd, but you do get a dvd of their new video, which is good shit to watch if you are fucking passed out...
so here's the deal, if you can name one of the old school albums pictured on their new cd, then you win the cd FOR FREE! don't fucking e-mail me the answers because i don't want to talk to you...e-mail those assholes at gonnagetgotyo@yahoo.com
be sure you told them that crapimissedclass.com sent you or they will tell you to go to hell. straight to hell.
so...name some old school albums and get a free cd, dvd and handjob from the lead rapper
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
10 signs your an Internet geek 10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
Posted by Bucket_Knight
Tags: gonna get got, mp3, music
christ my head is pounding...i woke up at 4am with no god damn pants on, a condom still on my dick and Barrel Ass is laying on the floor with the girl down the hall. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED...
If you haven't noticed by now me and B.A. are way to fucking busy poking freshman girls and tappin kegs to update this blog. fuck it, who likes to read anyway? all you need to know is vids are <----------- that way....
in the meantime i am trying to get in my psych profs dirty little panties. she's 35 but she;s damn hot! i am gonna sneak in some cell phone shots soon so everybody can see...maybe i'll even snag a pair of her panties to hang on the site :)
so what do B.A. and I listen to when we are about to nail your wasted daughter? gONNA gET gOT BOyyyyyyeeee. thats right, i've been friends with these homies since BIRF, and they just dropped a new album.
YOU CAN GET THIS SHIT FOR FREE + PORN DVD!!! ok no porn dvd, but you do get a dvd of their new video, which is good shit to watch if you are fucking passed out...
so here's the deal, if you can name one of the old school albums pictured on their new cd, then you win the cd FOR FREE! don't fucking e-mail me the answers because i don't want to talk to you...e-mail those assholes at gonnagetgotyo@yahoo.com
be sure you told them that crapimissedclass.com sent you or they will tell you to go to hell. straight to hell.
so...name some old school albums and get a free cd, dvd and handjob from the lead rapper
Hoolllyyyy faarrrkking shit this party site is kick ass. They shot at my school two times, and both times I weaseled my way into the party -- kick ass shit because there are so many hot chicks there, and tons of beer...Hmmm "tons" is an understatemt...MASSIVE SHITLOADS OF BEER!...read more
10 signs your an Internet geek 10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
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